Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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