She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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