dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
babies were throwing up all over the place
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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