I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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