Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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