Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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