ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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