I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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