He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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