At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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