Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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