No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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