why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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