she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I currently don't understand fingers.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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