you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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