Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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