Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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