you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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