Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You can't motorboat a personality
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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