Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
