Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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