new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize