Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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