Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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