I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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