Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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