I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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