Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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