You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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