im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
His hands were made for my vagina.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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