I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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