We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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