Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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