She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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