They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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