Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I party with great urgency now.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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