I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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