i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
And then he peed in my hair
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