i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
The convent might be a nice break from real life
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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