just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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