Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I am available for nakedness
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Your penis caused this!
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