put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
You're breaking my sexual little heart
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Randomize
