I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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