can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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