Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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