now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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