how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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