Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize