u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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