I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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