I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
sex in a hospital.. check
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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