fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
