Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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