It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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