I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
